Week 309 – Weekly Horror Short Story Reviews: Tyson, King, and MacIntyre

Welcome to Week 309 of my horror short fiction review project! Today we bid farewell to Stephen King’s Nightmares & Dreamscapes, though we will continue onward for two more weeks after this one. Once again our three stories were all entertaining ones, though my favorite was King’s “Umney’s Last Case,” which is a very meta story about what becomes a highly antagonistic and existential relationship between an author and one of his protagonists, a noir-ish private eye in 1940s Hollywood.

Cruel Stories, by Donald Tyson (Weird House Press, 2022)

“Future Indefinite”

A middle-aged reporter runs into a group of young revolutionaries, who turn out to be way more radical (and violent) then is initially clear. I don’t want to spoil all of the revelations of this story, because there are definitely some important surprises here. This was an interesting one, and took me on several twists and turns that I had not anticipated.

Nightmares & Dreamscapes, by Stephen King (Signet, 1994)

“Umney’s Last Case”

A Chandler-esque private eye living in 1930s Los Angeles meets his author creator when the author enters the world he has created because his own life has gone bad. This is an extremely meta story, which I appreciated, but it’s a lot of fun. The character is badly abused by the author and, well, the character seeks revenge. How does one double-cross one’s own creator? Good stuff.

Shadows Over Baker Street, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan (Del Rey/Ballantine, 2005)

“The Adventure of Exham Priory” by F. Gwynplaine MacIntyre

We learn the truth about the Reichenbach Falls encounter between Holmes and Moriarty, not the one that he eventually revealed to Watson. Here, Moriarty is in league with the Great Old Ones, seeking esoteric means of building his power base. At the last second, even Moriarty recalls what it means to be an Englishman. Fun story.

Week 308 – Weekly Horror Short Story Reviews: Tyson, King, and Lupoff

Welcome to Week 308 of my horror short fiction review project! We’re winding down the project, for now, here at the start of the new year. All fun stories this week, though my favorite was the short-and-sweet “Cruising” by Donald Tyson. A naughty young man gets his comeuppance (and then some) from two young women he meets on the road one day.

Cruel Stories, by Donald Tyson (Weird House Press, 2022)

“Cruising”

Very short, very gruesome, and very good. Johnny Sheen starts flirting with, catcalling, and racing with a car of two young women. They very quickly turn the tables on Johnny, and he ends up way over his head. It’s a brief little story but I liked it a lot.

Nightmares & Dreamscapes, by Stephen King (Signet, 1994)

“The Doctor’s Case”

A Sherlock Holmes story in which Watson solves the case. It begins as a perfect locked-room mystery in which a truly awful miser has been killed, and his sons are the only suspects. The man deserved to die and Holmes, Watson, and Lestrade can see that, once Watson points it out. So what are they to do? It didn’t ring 100% true to me with some of the diction, but I enjoyed it.

Shadows Over Baker Street, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan (Del Rey/Ballantine, 2005)

“The Adventure of the Voorish Sign” by Richard A. Lupoff

Holmes and Watson are called in to investigate the disappearances of a noblewoman’s husband and brother, which turns out to be the work of a cult seeking to summon the Great Old Ones. A little long, but not bad at all.

Top 10 Best Reads of 2023

I began this tradition last year, so I’m going to continue it. I continue to read something like 150 books per year, mostly older stuff–I rarely find myself reading stuff that’s literally published in the year in which I’m reading it–and I read broadly. While the books I encounter in a given year are idiosyncratic, I know what I like and because of the sheer breadth of my reading material I come across, I know what a great book is. Two of these (the two Stephen King Dark Tower books) were re-reads, while the rest were all new to me. One of them (Sabrina) was a graphic novel and the rest were all pure prose. Two of them (Wolf’s Hour and Knifepoint) were short story collections while all the rest were novels.

Here were the ten best books I read this past year in alphabetical order by title (and I will admit that forcing myself to limit the list to a strict ten–no honorable mentions here–it was painful):

Chasing the Boogeyman by Richard Chizmar: On the surface, this is a story about a young man, interested in becoming a horror writer, dealing with the rise of a serial killer in his hometown in Maryland. But it’s much more than that; it’s almost a work of meta-fiction, blending fiction and autobiography and true crime. In some ways, this intentional mixing and playing with fact and fiction is what the film Blair Witch Project did during its (highly successful) viral marketing campaign that confused some viewers, who wondered if what they were watching was a true story.

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa: A graphic novel that is based on/inspired by the Netflix television series. I enjoyed the show a lot (though it sometimes got more than a little silly, especially as the show went on), but this takes all the chilling elements from the show and dials them up to 11. This is about truly grotesque Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic witches and demons. Madame Satan, one of the antagonists, is especially creepy. Really good.

The Drawing of the Three (Dark Tower 2) by Stephen King: I began my long-anticipated re-read of King’s Dark Tower series so that I could finally, once and for all, finish it, and was reminded of just how good King’s characterization is. You do need to read The Gunslinger first (see below) but this is a great story about people from our world being yanked out of their places and times to go on an epic quest that may well cost them their lives.

The Drums of Chaos by Richard L. Tierney: I had always heard of the “Simon of Gitta” stories, which combine Lovecraftian concepts with pulpy action, and are set in the ancient world in/around the time of Christ. This one is a novel using Simon (a sorcerer/ex-gladiator) and some other Tierney characters, including time traveler John Taggart (from Tierney’s The Winds of Zarr, which I haven’t yet read), and it’s set in the last couple weeks of Jesus’ life. Doctrinaire Christians would probably consider this one blasphemous beyond measure, but it’s a fascinating and highly entertaining story involving multiple factions of Lovecraftian entities, aliens, sorcerous cabals, time travelers, ancient alien artifacts, and many more elements in a similar vein.

Gollitok by Andrew Najberg: Post-nuclear war horror novel mostly set on a remote island in the Adriatic that was the site of a long-abandoned political prison. A group of bureaucrats and soldiers are sent to the island to investigate strange occurrences. They are, of course, very much in over their heads from the beginning. I would like to see more of this world.

The Gunslinger (Dark Tower 1) by Stephen King: The one that started it all. I’ve now read (and own) both the original version and the updated one that brings it in line with some additional references developed after the first edition. King develops a really strong quasi-post-apocalyptic world that has “moved on.” Time is out of whack, human civilization has crumbled except for a final few outposts on the fringes of what had been civilization, and demons and strangeness abound. Still probably my overall favorite book of the entire series. If they had all been of the caliber of the first two Dark Tower books, this would have been a true masterpiece for the ages.

Knifepoint Horror: The Transcripts, Volume 1 by Soren Narnia: If you’ve listened to Narnia’s podcast, you already know how good these stories are, but if not you’re in for a treat. Most of these are stand-alone tales of creeping dread told in the first person. They’re really enjoyable because Narnia is a master of atmosphere and raw, understated detail. I found myself deeply unsettled by most of these stories.

No Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy: I had seen the film (which, as it turns out, is remarkably faithful to the book), but never read any of McCarthy’s work. His death inspired me to finally pick this one up and boy, am I glad I did. It’s a thriller/crime novel/lengthy chase sequence set in 1980 on the Texas border about a man who happens upon the aftermath of a drug deal gone bad and who foolishly takes a duffel bag filled with a couple million dollars in cash. The cartel involved sends out a killer/force of nature to apprehend him. It’s also got a layer of the story told by an aging sheriff who is witnessing his community change dramatically because of the drug war. Amazing writing. Don’t let the fact that it’s a little stylized with no quotation marks used. That will be weird for a couple pages and then it will work just fine.

The Still Place by Greg F. Gifune and Sandy DeLuca: I have been a big fan of Greg Gifune’s for many years, but this was my first reading of a Gifune-co-authored piece. It’s a wonderful story about a young woman artist who wins a fellowship in a rundown coastal New England town (think: Innsmouth) sponsored by an artist colony there. Things go badly, of course, but this is a wonderfully evocative story that resonated strongly with me (I know someone very much like the protagonist). Also, this is the first time I have ever read a description of the creation of visual art in a compelling way. Really strong writing here.

The Wolf’s Hour by Robert McCammon: Robert McCammon is a wonderful author whose back catalogue I am making my way through. As part of that, I read this collection, all stories about a man named Michael Gallatin who is recruited by a British intelligence organization to conduct sabotage and conduct other espionage actions against the Nazis during WWII. The conceit is that Gallatin is a werewolf. This is not just a series of non-stop action scenes with a werewolf slaughtering Nazis, which would have been fun but of limited enduring value, it is a genuinely tense series of great suspense stories.

Please let me know if you’ve read any of these or are inspired to pick any of them up.

Week 307 – Weekly Horror Short Story Reviews: Tyson, King, and Vourlis

Welcome to Week 307 of my horror short fiction review project! A couple of decent stories this week, but my favorite was Tyson’s “A Leaf from the Cottonian Genesis,” which concerns the pre-Genesis biblical cosmology, always a favorite topic of mine.

Cruel Stories, by Donald Tyson (Weird House Press, 2022)

“A Leaf from the Cottonian Genesis”

Eleanor, an art dealer, is snowed in with David, a wealthy art collector who shows her a very special painting and all hell breaks loose, almost literally.  How could you not like a tale about a fallen angel and the Book of Enoch?

Nightmares & Dreamscapes, by Stephen King (Signet, 1994)

“The Fifth Quarter”

A man seeks revenge against the heist team who killed his friend; oh and by the way, they all have pieces of a treasure map that, once assembled, will lead him to a literal buried treasure. Really nice men’s adventure style violent thriller.

Shadows Over Baker Street, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan (Del Rey/Ballantine, 2005)

“A Case of Insomnia” by John P. Vourlis

This one was okay, but it didn’t knock my socks off. A British officer in Egypt encounters a ghoulish beast or similar entity there, and sends a piece of jewelry to his wife that the beast seeks, which eventually draws it to Britain. (How did the creature travel there? I suspect that that would have been a story in itself.) There is a blending of old English folklore and Lovecraftian monstrosity here, and the inhabitants of a small town are driven to insomnia, which Holmes is also currently suffering from. He travels to the village, seemingly, in search of an opium tincture that they have cornered the market on, oddly enough. Interesting.

Week 306 – Weekly Horror Short Story Reviews: Tyson, King, and Kiernan

Welcome to Week 306 of my horror short fiction review project! My favorite story of the week was Donald Tyson’s absolutely brutal “Going to See Mr. Winters,” which concerns a woman who is down on her luck and looking for the eponymous Mr. Winters to help her with her problems.

Cruel Stories, by Donald Tyson (Weird House Press, 2022)

“Going to See Mr. Winters”

A down-on-her-luck woman uses her last few dollars to find Mr. Winters, who, it is said, can help anyone with their problems when they’re at the end of their rope. She manages to find Mr. Winters, and he does indeed help her solve all of her problems at no charge. Brutal.

Nightmares & Dreamscapes, by Stephen King (Signet, 1994)

[previously reviewed] “Crouch End”

“The House on Maple Street”

Four clever children, and their house, are up against an abusive stepfather. You see, something very strange is happening to their house—it is transforming in some way, though they are the only ones to notice it—and they capitalize on the situation to deal with their increasingly cruel stepfather. Very nice.

Shadows Over Baker Street, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan (Del Rey/Ballantine, 2005)

“The Drowned Geologist” by Caitlín R. Kiernan

This one was understated and unworthy of the story’s (limited) payoff, like so much of Kiernan’s work. This is simply a long letter from a scholar to Watson during the period in which Holmes had faked his own death. The writer and his (drowned) colleague find a living undersea specimen that would be considered long extinct, and his colleague is drowned, presumably by a Deep One. The writer also encounters a strange man who might have been Holmes. And that’s about it.

Week 305 – Weekly Horror Short Story Reviews: Tyson, King, Rampo, and Reaves

Welcome to Week 305 of my weekly horror short fiction review project! I liked all of this week’s stories, but my favorite was probably “The Adventure of the Arab’s Manuscript” by Michael Reaves. Predictable, but anything that adds some color to Watson’s time to Afghanistan is very welcome.

Cruel Stories, by Donald Tyson (Weird House Press, 2022)

“The Ivory Box”

A Chinese emperor’s aging concubine resorts to occult means to secure his continued affections. This doesn’t turn out well for either of them. I thought the horror element cold have been dialed up even further, but this was still a decent one.

Nightmares & Dreamscapes, by Stephen King (Signet, 1994)

“The Ten O’Clock People”

The idea that a small, select group of people can see the aliens or monsters hiding among us is not original to Stephen King, but this is a fun version of that trope nevertheless. Here, people who still smoke but who have cut back their smoking to 5-10 cigarettes worth of nicotine a day can see that some people are actually bat-monster-demons clearly plotting to take over the world. These fools are outmatched, but nevertheless fight on as a beleaguered resistance group. Fun, though of course They Live cannot be topped.

Shadows Over Baker Street, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan (Del Rey/Ballantine, 2005)

“The Adventure of the Arab’s Manuscript” by Michael Reaves

The Afghan woman who nursed Watson back to health after his injury in Afghanistan comes to London seeking an unexpurgated copy of the Necronomicon. Watson has just married his second wife but clearly still has feelings for the Afghan woman. She is more than she appears to be, of course. Not bad.


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Week 304 – Weekly Horror Short Story Reviews: Tyson, King, Rampo, and Lebbon

Welcome to Week 304 of my weekly horror short fiction review project! This is our last week for The Edogawa Rampo Reader; ordinarily that would be replaced by a different anthology or collection, but I am going to wind down these weekly story reviews after six long years, so it won’t be replaced next week. My favorite story of the week was “The Horror of the Many Faces” by Tim Lebbon, which is about a rash of murders in Victorian London by an apparent shapeshifter who appears to be a close friend or family member of the observer. Unnerving.

Cruel Stories, by Donald Tyson (Weird House Press, 2022)

“False Image”

A young woman who very badly wants to be a model is photographed by a world-class photographer, who reveals to her how he achieves the amazing effects that he is known for. Nice.

Nightmares & Dreamscapes, by Stephen King (Signet, 1994)

“Sorry, Right Number”

This is provided in the format of a teleplay, which is fine, because it’s mostly just various family members talking to each other. It was apparently filmed as an episode of Tales from the Darkside, which I haven’t seen. Essentially, a housewife gets a brief phone call that scares her, because it’s a very familiar woman’s voice calling frantically to convey some piece of bad news, but the call ends before she can identify the speaker or get more information. She is worried that it is either her teenage daughter or her younger sister who has just given birth. As it turns out, it is neither, but her own future self. I liked this one.

The Edogawa Rampo Reader, by Edogawa Rampo, translated by Seth Jacobowitz (Kurodahan Press, 2008)

“The Dancing Dwarf”

Kind of an eerie Grand Guignol-esque one. A circus dwarf is badly tormented by his co-workers, then is goaded into performing a magic trick where he thrusts swords into a woman (who almost smothered him to death by sitting on his face). This turns out to have been a bad idea, as he actually kills her during the trick, then scampers off. I like it even though you can see the outcome coming for a long time.

Shadows Over Baker Street, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan (Del Rey/Ballantine, 2005)

“The Horror of the Many Faces” by Tim Lebbon

Pretty suspenseful and frightening. There are a rash of random murders across London; survivors and eyewitnesses report that in each case the murderer was someone known to them. Watson witnesses such a murder and sees Holmes kill the person and coldly smile at him. Watson believes that Holmes is committing all the murders and disguising himself in each case. There is a final confrontation involving Holmes, Watson, and the murderous shapeshifter committing the murders. A kind of cosmic doppelganger story. Very good.


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Week 303 – Weekly Horror Short Story Reviews: Tyson, King, Rampo, and Finch

Welcome to Week 303 of my horror short fiction review project! I liked all the stories this week, though none truly knocked my socks off. The most fun story was probably “The Mystery of the Hanged Man’s Puzzle” by Paul Finch, which was a really pulpy Sherlock Holmes tales where he and Watson have to venture down into the London sewers and punch their way through a Lovecraftian plot. And yes, it does include a crocodile, plus evil kelp.

Cruel Stories, by Donald Tyson (Weird House Press, 2022)

“Dream a Little Dream of Me”

An interesting reflection on the nature of dreams and reality, as seen through an absolutely brutal murder of a group of college students drinking at someone’s house by a ghost.

Nightmares & Dreamscapes, by Stephen King (Signet, 1994)

“My Pretty Pony”

There’s no horror element to this one, but I found it enjoyable and worth my time nevertheless. This is just a long conversation between an old man farmer who’s a grandfather to a boy who he’s talking to about the subjective nature of the passage of time, and how those perceptions change as you get older. As a gentleman of a certain age, I find his words to be very true. Good.

The Edogawa Rampo Reader, by Edogawa Rampo, translated by Seth Jacobowitz (Kurodahan Press, 2008)

“Doctor Mera’s Mysterious Crimes”

An evil ophthalmologist—for reasons unknown, other than presumed sadism—has set up a scheme where he tricks people in an apartment across from his own into mimicking the behavior of a mannequin he dresses like them, then leads them to inadvertently commit suicide. The tables are turned on him, of course. The mechanism of tricking people into mimicking suicide doesn’t quite work for me, but it’s a fun pulpy premise.

Shadows Over Baker Street, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan (Del Rey/Ballantine, 2005)

“The Mystery of the Hanged Man’s Puzzle” by Paul Finch

Too long, but not a bad story. Very pulpy and full of two-fisted action. Holmes and Watson must venture into the truly grotesque London sewer system (the whole story I was wondering how they were going to manage to catch a carbide home when they finally finished up) to stop the villains from introducing Deep One genetic material into the London water supply, which will transform the city’s population into Deep One-human hybrids. Oh and there’s a stolen crocodile used as a watchdog and a minor sub-element of a kind of kelp that rapidly parasitizes the body, which are both fun and help make this story kind of a Batman-esque adventure.


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Week 302 – Weekly Horror Short Story Reviews: Tyson, King, Rampo, and Pelan

Welcome to Week 302 of my horror short fiction review project! my favorite story of the week was “The Mystery of the Worm” by John Pelan, which involves a nice little mad science/cosmic horror plot that involves Guy Boothby’s classic Victorian villain, Dr. Nikola, who I have recently discovered.

Cruel Stories, by Donald Tyson (Weird House Press, 2022)

“Tongue of the Bell”

A man and his wealthy wife have moved into a building that was formerly a church, complete with a bell tower. The man decides to kill his wife for her money and then continues living in the renovated former church. Her spirit, it seems, is able to exact revenge against her murderer from beyond the grave. Good, though I have read too many EC Comics stories with a similar premise for this one to have as much of a kick as it should.

Nightmares & Dreamscapes, by Stephen King (Signet, 1994)

“Rainy Season”

Once more, a husband and wife are tourists who arrive in a small, peculiar town. This town has a periodic rain of voracious, carnivorous frogs that fall from the sky and devour a couple of outsiders, and then somehow ensure that in exchange for this “sacrifice” the town is blessed with good fortune. These frogs are oddly kind of scary. Not a bad little suspenseful story.

The Edogawa Rampo Reader, by Edogawa Rampo, translated by Seth Jacobowitz (Kurodahan Press, 2008)

“The Air Raid Shelter”

Given my (limited) experience with Rampo, I thought this was going to head into a very different and much darker direction. We have a man in the midst of the endstage of the Pacific Waer, with Tokyo getting bombed every night. He becomes obsessed with fire and destruction, often staying out on the streets to watch the destruction rather than heading to the safety of an air raid shelter. But one night he goes to a shelter and is alone there with a single other person, a beautiful young woman. They end up having sex, then she departs in the morning. He obsesses over her and tries to find her. The reader learns that it was actually an unattractive older woman and he was just fantasizing or hallucinating about her being beautiful.

Shadows Over Baker Street, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan (Del Rey/Ballantine, 2005)

“The Mystery of the Worm” by John Pelan

Holmes and Watson tangle with a mad scientist type who is trying to discover the secret to immortality (Fu Manchu is alluded to, though not be name). I had originally thought that Pelan intended this villain to somehow be Nikola Tesla, which I didn’t care for. I was wrong about that; after doing a bit more research into Victorian era master villains, always an entertaining topic, I discovered the existence of a certain Dr. Nikola, who appears in five period novels by Guy Boothby. I shall have to check those out because he seems like an interesting chap. Here Nikola seeks to communicate with some unknown Lovecraftian entities, who may be composed of some kind of living metal. We don’t see them appear on the page, just some worm-like parasites they may leave behind. I enjoyed this one very much.


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Week 301 – Weekly Horror Short Story Reviews: Tyson, King, Rampo, and Hambly

Welcome to Week 301 of my horror short fiction review project! No truly amazing stories this week, but the best was “The Adventure of the Antiquarian’s Niece” by Barbara Hambly, which is a very nice blending of a traditional Holmes tale with the backstory to Lovecraft’s “The Rats in the Walls.”

Cruel Stories, by Donald Tyson (Weird House Press, 2022)

“Janus”

A drifter has a private encounter with a carny, a man who has a woman’s face on the back of his head, which he thinks of as his twin sister. The carny gets drunk, passes out, and then the drifter has a much more personal, intimate encounter with the female face. Vile and shocking, but in an entertaining way.

Nightmares & Dreamscapes, by Stephen King (Signet, 1994)

“Home Delivery”

An interesting take on the zombie apocalypse theme. A young pregnant widow lives on a remote island off the coast of Maine in a small community of fishermen when the dead begin reanimating as zombies. There aren’t that many people buried on the island, which is good, but her deceased husband died at sea recently and, well, you know the drill. I didn’t love the story, but I liked it just fine.

The Edogawa Rampo Reader, by Edogawa Rampo, translated by Seth Jacobowitz (Kurodahan Press, 2008)

“The Stalker in the Attic”

A long story about a bored, dissolute man living in an apartment building who finds a way to access the shared attic space in his building and spy on all of his neighbors. This would be merely gross, but then he—again, mostly out of boredom, I think—decides to murder one of them. He almost gets away with it too…. His friend the amateur detective blows it right out of the water. Entertaining.

Shadows Over Baker Street, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan (Del Rey/Ballantine, 2005)

“The Adventure of the Antiquarian’s Niece” by Barbara Hambly

A long one that pairs Holmes and Carnacki trying to solve a case involving two of the Delapores living at Exham Priory (you will recall the evil history of this family hinted at in “The Rats in the Walls”). They are quasi-immortal sorcerers who can transplant their consciousnesses into new bodies, an ability that also evokes some elements from “The Thing on the Doorstep.” A handsome young American has taken a liking to a young Delapore girl and this brings in the investigators when she suddenly spurns his affections. Lots of fun elements to enjoy if, like me, you’re a fan of HPL.


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