I’ve never engaged in one-upmanship on reading, but I’m sure there are folks out there who do (this is probably only because not all that many of my friends and acquaintances are obsessive bibliophiles like me). In any case, I came across a very funny scene/teaser for a show called Portlandia. I’ve never seen the show — since I don’t watch TV, I only see shows once they’ve come out on DVD — but this is hilarious.